Hello France? The American people here. We’d like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.
Thing one: You don’t need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.
Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they’ll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.
We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro
I heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.
Politicians are a minority group.
Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we’re absolutely saturated with politicians. We’ll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.
Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.
Robespierre has entered the chat.
I wonder who that’s for
Ask not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.
It’s probably for a noble cause
Ok, why is that blade in the raised position? I hope they’re not transporting is that way…
Probably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔
There are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.
any day now…
Y’all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.
Getting ready…
