And I’m 28, the math maths

It’s a bit like reattaching a penis. All the tubes are very particular in what they were connected to, so even if you graft it back on you cant direct all of them to reconnect the right way

Every time I see a meme like this, I freak out a little bit because I wonder if it’s happening soon

I’ve been an adult through 20+ changes of the clock, and I still will not know when it’s time to change them until 3 days before

New sci-fi story idea: a galactic war is fought over one of those fake deeds

Summary of the concept of ownership in general tbh

I frequently find myself writing in a manner similar to ChatGPT, with very structured sentences and proper grammar, and often overcorrect I like to dumb down how I talk to sound less like a robit

Yep, I still work at the same job. Nope, I don’t have any new hobbies. Yep, my life is literally the exact same as the last time we talked two years ago. We have nothing in common, it’s fine if we just kinda stop talking now

Fun fact! Y2K was going to be an awful nightmare for computers, but engineers and programmers managed to fix most of the potential issues with enough time to spare that most people didn’t even notice, so now it’s a widely held incorrect belief that there was never anything to worry about in the first place. This story likely has no impact on our day to day lives, but thank a programmer for your local hospital’s computer system surviving the turn of the century

You hear about that Kony guy? Shits messed up

It’s giving sharks are smooth

Oh honey we grow those in our back yard

Bring guns to Britain and make Americans pay a telly tax, an idea so crazy it just might work

“Imagine if Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram users could all see and comment on each other’s posts”

5 second explanation

Latest one for me was let’s go

I don’t even know when it snuck into my regular vocabulary, I just realized I’ve been saying it unironically lately

If l wasn’t on my phone I would make this but with MS Paint

Some of us don’t draw a distinction at all. Shout-out to Elwood’s Organic Dog Meat!

They’ve already started eating her 😞

I openly do all my browsing incognito, because otherwise I end up with so many tabs that Firefox just displays a ∞ for the number

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Once you’ve fucked up a few times the stress resensitizes you