And still smokers wouldn’t give a F

Would love to gift this to an homophobic person

The only way I would accept a microchip is if they implant it deep in my ass with a huge cock

socks are too many, sock

Did you eat the whole cake in one sitting?

God has a small willy then

How if they were invented in 5000BC?

7

When i read this:

a 13yo phone

My brain went: huh? There were no smartphones in 2005.

Damn, where did the time go

Same but without the humor.

Coop, to ensure a better cleaning

Id rather date someone with a sense of humor than those clones with six packs.

(Im ugly tho, so probably i dont matter)

Stop, you are killing me!

In one episode of hannah montanna they use a song and dance to learn about the skeleton bones. I still remember the song after like 10 years, lol

Chewbacca is their god

I like to swallow others dna