Your children badly need milk meant for a completely different animal or their bones will crumble away in to dust!

Don’t worry we’re putting more cheese on literally everything and will force feed your children so much milk they’ll be 70% lactose by grade 8.

We’re not stopping at cheese burgers or pizza on school lunches oh no. We’re putting cheese INSIDE the crust of the pizza. It’s going to be starchy and gross but you’ll eat it you fat mother fucker. CHEEEEEEESE.

Sorry, government was shut down in between when you liked it and when the papers were to be sent. You will have to start the process over.

I mean you’re not far of. If I clock out 7 minutes late, I get 0 extra hours, if I clock out 8 minutes late, I get paid for 15 minutes and a stern taking to about clocking out on time.

Smart enough to put two and two together, not smart enough to realize that may not apply to every situation.

No no, I’ve met them. I work with them. They mostly end up in HR

That would need to be disclosed on the nutrition label.

But a very select few call it … keto

The logic is subjugation. These laws are applied largely to a specific group of people, and even if they don’t spend life in prison, their ability to build a life for themselves afterwards is neutered, and they lost the right to vote.

Well now I’m being repressed

So it was weird, the day the Queen died I was walking by the park when this frigid looking woman popped out of the water and gave me a sword. Told me to go to England and take up my throne. Weirdest thing, anyway I’m pretty sure I’m legally the king of England now.

Those guys are idiots.

Best solution for Norway is to continue exporting undesirable labor like they’ve been doing, until the oil runs out, out demand dries up. Not sure what you’ll do then but you won’t be alone anyway.

It’s not best for everyone, by any means. But it’s best for Norway.

1986 called

Holy shit something happened to the space shuttle

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Building 7

Building 7 who?

Exactly.

… You realize Norway is one of the examples we use of a successful socialist state right?

In other terms, he’s at the more equal pig stage.

The working class should own the means, not the ruling class.

Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?

I have no problem with an individual acquiring wealth on the fruit of their own individual labor. The computer programmer getting a buy out from a venture capitalist has successfully gamed the system without being personally responsible for harm to others. At least directly. Usually.

My problem is with people who exploit the labor of others for profit. No billionaire earns that last zero without causing harm. They perpetuate violence for profit, knowingly. That violence can take a lot of forms, from unsafe working conditions all the way down to actual fucking slavery.

The thing is, you can’t participate in capitalism without either extreme ignorance or at least a little complacency towards that violence. And fine, there’s little to nothing most of us can do about it. You exist in this system, you’re a part of it. You’re either ok with others doing violence on your behalf so you can have a bit of chocolate in your breakfast croissant, or you aren’t.

I don’t see a peaceful remedy to this problem. We can talk about theory, about “yeah just organize and vote” until we’re blue in the face but the reality is that system is actively rigged against us. We can talk about organizing your workplace and demanding better conditions, but that system is actively rigged against us too, even if you’re already in a union.

We are actively rocketing towards a very bleak future and every passing day without cataclysmic change only pushes it down the line. And every day we push it back, it increases in magnitude.

So frankly, if someone is going to commit violence on my behalf, I’d rather it be directed at the problem than directed at my peers in the working class, wherever they may be.

Hey I’m not an aggressive communist. I like to think I’m a pretty laid back communist.

I mean unless we’re talking about the rich. But like my whole political ideology kinda hinges on aggression in that direction so…

No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.

I dunno. Organic space suit implies that the nervous system could survive independently of it. But it can’t.

You need to get blood to the brain, so you need a heart. That blood needs oxygen so you need lungs. You need some way of getting energy to these systems, so you need a digestive system, which starts at your lips and forms a frighteningly long tunnel that ends at your butt. Now you’re introducing weird shit to your blood beyond just oxygen so you need a few systems to keep the blood clean. Now you’ve got all kinds of different needs and so you have other orgasms to keep those organs alive and functioning. Oh and because your blood is also alive, it dies and you need a way to make more. Quite efficiently this is done in your bones. But for the sake of argument let’s say this is possible without the bones themselves.

I’d say the space suit starts at the immune system, and ends at the skin, which is really an extension of the immune system but there’s muscle in there. You could, theoretically, survive without any muscle or skin, or even an immune system in a clean environment, as long as you had a way to obtain calories and Oxygen independently. Though going to the bathroom would be hard.