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I mean, the One Ring does shrink and expand to fit different… erm… fingers… perhaps it could fit something else…
One cock ring to rule them all and one cock ring to find them One cock ring to bring them all and in the dankness bind them
Are these… women in danger? No no, its the implication
This is the real reason Gollum was so obsessed with it.
Why is he writing his paper on his smart fridge :P
Why shouldn’t he?
The march of progress laughs at your “questions”
The real question: is he gonna use his fridge for xnxx
I mean… Google has a point lol