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[Pan across a bombed, desolate cityscape, fires burning in the distance]

Female Narrator: No one knows who taught the first cicadas to chirp Baby Shark, but we know it was us who launched the nukes to stop it…

I drink one gallon a day because I’m fat and sweaty.

Even Speed Racer?

(I actually do like it)

You can laugh or you can cry. Personally, I choose both.

This is clearly out of date. The traditional UK breakfast now is nothing because inflation means I can only afford 1.5 meals a day.