Meanwhile I’m quite interested in trying it despite being completely sober… I can quit being a fat-ass anytime I want!

Pasta-Cake

As a politician, the Simpsons are a national treasure… Did that answer your question?

Yeah, we’re damn fine!

Crazy how all bananas grow with the same code on their sticker…

My toilet paper is already practically a pillow, how many more fibers do you want?

I admittedly have, but I’m pretty forgetful and I do like Mr. Mobile’s videos so it felt like a helpful reminder in the moment. I think it comes down to whether I would have subscribed anyway vs feeling like they’re begging for charity.

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