Reminds me of the time I found an a bunch of cash and an N64 inside an old Gamecube.

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part.

The secret is thin layers. Keep sanding it down and reapplying clear coat.

That’s nothing. “Local on the 8s” on The Weather Channel has over 400,000 episodes.

It’s like a nod to the old Daily Show intro:

“Ford. Owned by more Americans than any other nationality.”

“New” is Guts’ sword slicing the table in half

God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable

Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit

$28 million

I like your Dr. Evil-esque way of getting the order of magnitude wrong