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I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!

I think this is my favorite sentence I’ve ever read on Lemmy

They certainly didn’t.

Forget Paris Fashion Week, I want to go to Okeechobee Fashion Week.

Obligatory fuck that guy

The least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).

The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.

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