For a moment I thought the quotes were eyes with a long round nose. Equally disconcerting…

Spot on. The OP doesn’t need to make up reasons Amazon are shit and should be avoided. There are plenty of legitimate reasons

I’ve sent you several pictures of my crotch so that we may close off this matter.

Yes, but now the soda bottles in that patch will have their caps attached. So that’s sort of, well, I suppose … you may have a point.

More seriously I’m fully convinced that this cap attachment nonsense is purely to save coca cola et. al. further costs in recycling bottles. Like it’s still a small step forward, but it wouldn’t happen if corpos weren’t saving a dime.

Yes, check your spam folder for details

You agreed with me and then said fuck you? Weird take but okay.

I’ve lived in cities my whole life, which paints a pretty broad picture of you doesn’t it? Couldn’t even get the premise of your own bullshit comment right.

If everyone thought like this, everyone would have a home.

And 50 or so people would own all of the rest of the land and do nothing with it because we’re too fucking stupid to realize that a system that wants us all to live in 50m² micro apartments is a load of shit, and strung together by a greedy few.

There is enough land for us all to live comfortably, but a fraction of a percent don’t want anyone to use most of the land for anything useful so hey let’s just give up and take almost-squalor because at least it not squalor!

Fuck both these pictures.

If you like her hands you should see her buns

I wanna reauc 🤘

*we

*ours

Faulty premises lead to faulty conclusions.

It’s okay but it’s a bit distracting what with all the sexy gargoyles

Ahh this makes sense. I played a lot of NES as a kid but must have just never encountered it

WTF was the select button actually for? I get start because it was often the button on arcades or gamepads that allowed you to choose menu options (which still works but has mostly been replaced by A).

What were we supposed to be “selecting”?

Is that what it says? I couldn’t tell because of the expert censoring

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