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  • erogenouswarzone@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlShut the hell up
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    1 year ago

    My mom has a fridge that literally has meltdowns every few days. She bought it last year, it still doesn’t work as intended, and it beeps so loud over were not sure.

    No option to turn off the sound. I want to mcguyer in there and tear the speaker out, but I don’t want to voided the warranty before they actually fix it.










  • erogenouswarzone@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlMoney well spent
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    1 year ago

    Ok, it’s true college isn’t what it used to be.

    A college degree used to be rare, meaning you could get any degree and do any job.

    Obviously, it’s not like that anymore. Everyone has a degree. You need to get a degree that means something.

    If you have rich parents that will support you, great, you can fuck around and graduate after 8 years with an English degree, and you’ll be alright.

    If your parents aren’t rich and can’t support you indefinitely, you need a degree in something that is hiring or will be hiring when you graduate. Preferably, with a large paycheck, so paying back the loans is reasonable.

    Or, ya know, just don’t go to college. Learn to weld or install sattelite dishes, or even better, be a general contractor. You can make a goddamn fortune as a general contractor.

    Or, do what Mark Twain did, and mary into wealth. Love is fake anyway!

    But, ya know, being 18 and impressionable to romantic ideas, it’s tempting to think you don’t have to follow this guidance and get an art degree and you’ll be fine. Don’t fall into that. Be smart.


  • erogenouswarzone@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlBe there for your ladies
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    1 year ago

    While we’re on the topic. Everybody needs to read a book about pleasuring their partners.

    She comes first

    Her guide to going down

    I’m sure you can get more focused content for your particular situation if you looked for it, but don’t assume you know what You’re doing. Read and make the world a better place.


  • erogenouswarzone@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlthe rich are given
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    1 year ago

    This is exactly right. This is why rich people don’t pay taxes, because everything can be written off in service of a company. But it can only be written off against the taxes collected on the gains of the company, so unless your company makes money, it doesn’t really make sense.