Meanwhile, furries from 40,000 years ago

I like using straws, and stainless is a really pleasant straw experience ; you can slurp up really thick smoothies, for example.

I’m hyping stainless for the experience.

Stainless steel straws for the win.

Jersey

I got some free branded mints from my law firm.

This sign was made by a DM.

Are you kidding? This is a gift in geoguessr.

If you think getting married is expensive, try getting divorced.

You can turn that behavior off in settings.

Sleep apnea as well.

And Bioténe mouthwash is the BEST when you wake up dry.

That’s the thing, in theory they’re playing for the ultimate stakes, the greatest possible reward.

Clearly almost none of them actually believe that.

Well they’re very into fantasies of sending people to hell, which is a major obsession of Jesus.

But really they worship a) a book b) Paul. Jesus is a mascot, nobody gives a shit about the beatitudes, even less about not casting the first stone.

Kind of like Alabama football, yeah there’s an elephant with an A on his shirt, but the actual messiah is Nick Saban.

Fiber. Adequate hydration.

NASCAR was originally about bootleggers telling the ATF to go fuck themselves. It used to be a counterculture before, like country music, it got appropriated.

And Dale didn’t give a fuck about sucking up to rich people.

Because he is a folk hero to a big chunk of the working-class folks who need to hear this.

… so?

This is brilliantly stupid. I love lighthearted shitposting.

I’m all of it.

You can turn off mouse illumination in your hardware settings, most likely.

I found that one layer of masking tape will let me sleep, three layers makes it the brightness it ought to be in the first place

I’m enough of a nerd that when they said they were using us for power, I checked out of the story completely. “Oh, they’re morons, no need to pay attention to the dialog…”

After Philip K Dick, the Matrix movie is like Candyland.

Let me focus more completely on analyzing what movies they were stealing the shot compositions from.