I still maintain that The Jungle should be required reading in high school in the US, but I think it will never happen

Nah, they keep getting younger and younger, the girls stay the same age. Benjamin Button gets away with being creepy because reasons 😂

We low-level accidentally Day the Earth Stood Still remake Gort ourselves, basically?

I bet this is one of Sam Widge’s recipes

Makes sense. Thanks for the info!

I wonder if that’s because there’s a high rate of overall mortality, i.e. they’re only living past 30 sometimes?

It’s part of one of the meme formats to double the last word of the previous line for humorous effect.

External RAM is cheap. Pen and paper

By their powers combined, they become wannabe MiniTru!

Noo! I was going to eat that mummy!

Tastier, too, IMO

Ooh, was there a game that did that?

Maybe I want to root for the unprecedentedly forward thinking companies, because it’s like a glimpse of what a lot of companies probably look like in other countries, especially the Nordic countries, that haven’t had a history that led to their governments being able to be used as a tool to stifle competition, unlike the US

“We’re owl exterminators!”

Sounds like you may be unfamiliar with Tijuana Bibles, as they were called. You might find their history interesting.

I swear every accusation from the alt-right is a confession

Even if they knew, they probably wouldn’t care :)

I’m still disappointed about when I found out that one Soul Coughing song wasn’t about con men: “You get the angles, and I’ll get the rest”, but the lyrics were actually “you get the ankles, and I’ll get the wrists”