Yeah, I know that, but I’m not sure how many others get it.

I’m really trying to figure out if you guys don’t get it, or are just pretending like you don’t…

Probably the baby Jesus coming to impart wisdom, or that’s what the person who painted the picture wanted you to believe, so that you would take the subject’s words as literal gospel.

Yes, he is the Congressman for California’s 54th district (it only has 52, but was probably still 53 when he started the satire account).

I have a pair of Linux ones, but I had to make them myself, and then everyone told me I was wearing the wrong brand, and that theirs is better. The Apple ones were even worse, though. I had to buy proprietary feet just to wear them, and when I broke my foot my doctor told me that he wasn’t certified to repair it.

What in the boomer-shit is this?

If I stopped buying cakes on a whim I might be able to afford a car.

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You are putting a lot of faith in the problem solving ability of the same guy that put his brand new creation in a garden with his biggest fuck up and a yummy fruit tree and said, “I made you dumb, but I hope you understand that this tree of knowledge is off limits to your dumb ass. And don’t listened to Mr. Hissy.”

$110k is just the copay.

Don’t blame god. It’s from Mary’s father’s side.

Truly one of the great monologues.