In a way, she did rip your heart out; just not the way you thought

The good thing about goats is that they have built in handles for when you’re horny

I didnt know it existed! Ty

I’m here to shitpost, not to post facts, my b’y

How is the Uyghur genocide a right wing thing? I’m out of the loop here

The mechanics of extracting diamonds is baffling. Hell, even gold. Cutoff grades (where it is no longer feasible to mine economically) for gold is about 2.5 grams per tonne of overburden… that’s a fucking metric shitpile of waste rock, some of which is ML/ARD (Metal leaching or acid generating).

I find the whole thing fascinating, and mining can be done responsibly, but it is not an easy thing in general

Lemmy feels a lot more authentic to real life. If I started talking about tinfoil hat conspiracies, my friends would ridicule me to no end.

As they should.

Same here.

Mine still can’t be in the same room as each other. On the bright side I got a crippling case of anxiety which I turned into a sense of humour. Now I endlessly shitpost memes

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

My parents when I was 12: let’s split up, and drag our kids through a shitty divorce. Bonus points for using them as pawns to get back at one another. Let’s keep it up for 10 years

You never see them cumming tho

A dozer, I suppose, if I had to pick.

I used mine for digging. Lots. Lots and lots of digging. I put the entire rodentia order to shame

I’m just over here, doing my thing. Talking about soil amendments and living my life.

You don’t have to comment if you find my stuff boring. In the meantime, I’ll keep on doing what suits me; educating people like @satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world below for instance

Thank you, Satan’s maggoty cum farts!

Really though. The article I link to shows it’s uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P

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So what you’re saying is I’m all chatter, no splatter?

Yeah, but it eventually becomes bioavailable

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones