Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]

The first guy is Russia (the bad one), the second guy is also Russia (the good one), and the third guy is China.

Uhhhh, that’s real bae, kiddo! Bet!

Don’t worry. It morphs from cringe to fucking hilarious as soon as you’re a parent of a teenager.

PPB is an acronym for Pig Poop Balls.

It is a gag dated back to the Dark Days of Reddit, where there were regular posts about, “Well, actually, homelessness is good in the free market pee pee poo poo I am very intelligent.”

As they were not engaging in good faith, we, too, chose not to engage in good faith. Thus, we sent them photos of a prize hog defecating on his own testicles. The tradition of sending PPB to bad faith actors carries on to the present day.

It is very funny.

My retirement plan is to go out in a blaze of glory fighting back the fascists in the Water Wars.

The CEO’s salary is peanuts divided amongst every employee, meanwhile the company profits and shareholder dividends represent much more of the wealth that the employees have generated without being compensated for.

True. The big shareholders are definitely a problem. I wonder who Ford’s largest individual shareholders are.

James D. Farley, Jr. owns a total of 1,103,833 Ford shares.

Once you make an account you also transition to a new gender eventually. Like Mars people from Carole and Tuesday / Cowboy Bebop. It cranks.

So was Hitler. What’s your point?

The wrong Farley died in 1997.

One of these?

Elixir x99

My parents’ mortgage in the 1980’s was about 15% of our household income. Only my dad worked. It was a house large enough for a few kids, a home office, a guest bedroom, and a big basement entertainment room.

Fun fact: the word count of the people shidding and pissing and cumming about how long this excerpt is now exceeds the word count of the excerpt itself.

This must be the version of Pat Fusty from the Harry Potter universe. Simply drop the T.

Ten beers from now I see myself as a corpse, as I look up at it from Hell.

I spent my adult life drinking so hard that I almost died from pancreatitis. Don’t be like me. Quit while you can.