Should be:

Money doesn’t matter

• Rich people

Looks don’t matter

• Also Rich people

Sounds like you been stroganoff a bit too much

✊️ the struggle is real

Sounds like you should speak with Robert Evans (not the director, the journalist) of Behind the Bastards, he wants to nuke the great lakes, so may as well tie your plan into his.

Was wondering why my phone was blowing up…now I know!

Explain Beef Stroganoff then

Reminds me of the old days, way back when…like a few months ago, when we had bean fever and #nopoop.

Beef boogaloo

Sorry, missed the fact that there was an instance change in option 2

Heard this on a podcast today:
10gal hat for a ½oz brain.

Agreed

Option 1 and 2 are actually the same rule didn’t get the fact there was an instance change, ignore me.

https://www.vangoghmuseum.nl/en/art-and-stories/vincent-van-gogh-faq/why-did-vincent-van-gogh-cut-off-his-ear

Smoke joint
Eat cookie
Repeat

That’s the one! Warms my heart ❤️

As a Canadian who’s moved to Scotland, my new personal favourite is: Get to fuck.

I legit thought this was one of yours

We already are…that’s kinda the point.

literally translates to I’m making this whole thing up

Kinda like the Scots wiki? https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxqy8x/most-of-scottish-wikipedia-written-by-american-in-mangled-english

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

Edit: also my toe sis, mitosis, get it?