SaniFlush [any, any]

If only, if only we were allowed to not go to work when we are sick

Applebees

Don’t forget to name at least two American brands so you get paid!

Better than throwing it in the squeegie water at a gas station, like Kahn in King of the Hill.

made it all the way into r/ascension or whatever the 1 million karma club is called, only to find it was as vapid as the rest of Reddit.

a hypnic jerk

Yeah like America, a country which pretends to be democratic but is actually a dictatorship of the bourgeois. I’m glad we’re on the same page.