Rootiest

Show me your boos boobs!

Dang autocorrect.

Diabetics beware!

Fox: What a beautiful day. Shit it’s good to be alive

It’s a proven fact that we need no more than 3 colors

Always has bean

I use Tailscale (or the fully-self-hosted Headscale) to ensure all my data is routed through my home whether my phone/laptop is on cell data, public wifi, or otherwise.

One can also simply use it to ensure communication between specific devices is always secure and available but I also find it quite useful as a way to secure all my data when away from home.

It’s free for 5 users/100 devices per account with virtually all of the features available to the free plan.

There is also a paid option which should really only be interesting to businesses/etc which have many users to connect. Alternatively self-host g Headspace has no restrictions at all.

Sure, sure. But they’ve probably been doing it for a while now.

I feel bad for the person who’s come to expect them and isn’t going to get their XXL turds today.

They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign

It’s been towed out of the environment

It’s the American Dream

Excellent choice of “testament” at the end there!

I also enjoyed this line:

Holds the promise of love in its size,

My friend burned through his finger with a welding torch. He said he didn’t feel anything until he took the glove off and saw the carnage.

The blending will continue until morale improves