I have been told by many vegans that honey and sugar are not allowed, as they are both animal products. Apparently sugar is refined by using cattle bones. They told me you can use agave nectar instead.

They had acrylic straws back in the 80s FFS, this isn’t hard.

Or you could just not use a straw, only babies need them.

But think of the bees!

USPs, FedEx and UPS all require “signatures” (really just a name) when delivering to businesses. They don’t leave business packages in front of the door.

Source: I have to sign for stuff daily.

I have an unlocked box outside on the street where letters go. That’s where the postman leaves them. Tampering or stealing the mail = 30 years in prison.

Portland Oregon too

Well that’s not legal lol

Lol

That’s only for buying a house silly

Deposits are given to your landlord in small unmarked cash bills in an I sealed envelope. The rental agreement should have at least 50 different reasons spelled out why they can keep the deposit, including “tenants TV is too loud.”

That’s crazy

You could literally just Photoshop it and reduce the highlights to be darker which should work

Full on send it to a professional printer and have it framed, then claim it’s a photo of Aintie Rhonda’s kitties.

I’ve never had a doctor’s appointment go shorter than an hour, even for a very minor or basic visit. Often they last about 2 hours.

“For those blissfully unaware, the major QAnon thing is that there is a secret international society of elite pedophiles which traffic and rape children”

…well, yes, there was…

“but also torture them in order to extract something called Adrenochrome from them.”

Ok, that’s nucking futs.

Correction, 3 received

As someone who graduated from grad school, I can concur.

The costs HAVE become I flatbed, because everyone can get a loan for a degree, and schools keep raising tuition.

Ooh, I haven’t read that book in like 20 years, I should dust it off again.

That’s cool.

I have these three ravens who like to hang out in my backyard every morning and walk around looking for stuff. They’re pretty chill and don’t give me too hard if a time. I think they like the compost pile with bugs, and we leave some water out for them.

But holy shit when they throw a house party and on Saturday afternoon you realize you’ve got a dozen crows on your roof making a racket, does it ever get noisy!

Well, Cubans still live in pretty close proximity to squalor. They can’t even afford to maintain their own buildings, don’t have a functional transportation system, and people live on what, $20 a month? The one saving grace is out there health care system is decent. And by that, I mean much more equitable than in the United States.

State capitalism with an authoritarian regime, if you will.