Where do you live that they can just do that without taking you to your equivalent of small claims? (VCAT in Victoria, Australia)

Yeah, never begrudge people for driving since they often do because there is no reasonable alternatives. Begrudge people for not voting for more public transport, better (denser) zoning, and removal of mandatory ridiculous parking requirements.

A great solution to the problem is not playing such games!

Humans - Humans (duh)

Vulcans - Elves / High Elves

Romuluans - Dark Elves / Blood Elves

Klingons - Orcs

Andorians - Ice Elves

This is as much as I could come up with.

I feel like this joke is 20+ years out of date.

What engineer doesn’t have a calculator just puts pi in there?

I have never, ever approximated pi (beyond what the calculator itself presumably does).