Sweet home Alabama

Better yet… invite a cheesy motivational speaker who part times as a used car salesman and a crypto bro

Don’t forget the truck nuts. Without them you’re just a pussy with a truck.

E💩

So close….yet so far

It never was a drag queen

Next up: EelOn preemptively sues Kathy Bates

Mass media controlled by a handful of billionaires is simping for social media controlled by a handful of billionaires. Color me shocked.

These media giants will never let fediverse become big

Call me Thanus

Alternative caption: why are you removing the tumor I put in there? I haven’t yet received enough likes and prayers on Facebook.

Does she work at Applebees?

Plot twist: that ain’t no banana

Republican moral compass makes an excellent ceiling fan