Crazy how TikTok don’t even seem so bad anymore thanks to the other two completely fucking imploding.

Matt Gaetz is still in office so there’s that

Nope, believe it or not, its possible to believe that killing civilians is wrong, regardless of who does it.

Found the Tankie

But you’re gonna pay me for the overtime, right?

springs

Went to several games with my father and this is a very accurate representation.

Yes bean.

I can say as an American that this does make it hard to criticize other countries, especially since it’s true.

Hammer Time

MAXIMUM VOLUME

You’re missing political extremism

You’re right, they made ~$150 billion last year, but that’s too much math.

I return my shopping cart but I couldn’t give a shit less how much Walmart is losing to shoplifters.

“Oh know guys! We only made $28 million in profit this year instead of $29 million! What will we tell our investors who are each worth six times that?”

Me accidentally buying a PS5 for $8 by weighing it as onions

Holy fuck I thought this was a joke

If The White Lotus isn’t a TLA spinoff I’m gonna invade the Rhineland.

Edit: looking for volunteers

That sounds… like a judgement your class was meant to learn to avoid…

My favorite part about this is that I don’t even need to argue back, the insanity speaks for itself!

I was excited for my birthday because I was gonna finally take the time to finish cleaning/rearranging my bedroom, since I gutted the room and then got sidetracked for two weeks.

Woke up today with some of the worst back pain I’ve ever had. I think I must’ve strained a muscle or something in my sleep, but it hurts to move.