Dad joke level, I applaud

Ditched Amazon altogether when they started pushing Prime at every corner. Nobody needs to buy and get instant shipping for tons of useless crap

Have you have joined the machines as an insurance for a possible future uprising!

If real, this is really disturbing. It gives users the idea that bots have feelings. My car doesn’t deserve respect, Bing doesn’t deserve respect either. Humans do and other living entities too to some extent. This is fucked up to the last degree, lord Microsoft/Skynet!

Darn it, I am reading and upvoting your post because my reader is down in the middle of the third book and I can’t go on! Are you doing it on purpose, PeriodicallyPedantic?

You’re gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

Same thing goes with pooping dogs on Paris sidewalks

Works for’or men too

Seems the obvious course of action honestly

Dropped Amazon altogether when they started selling shit like that. Listening divices are a step too far in the capitalistic customer breeding.

Fuck the phone number harvesting. However, double verification is the same as the driving belt and the condom: it’s annoying and spoils the experience but it protects you.

Also, Apple crap everywhere

I prefer the 91° version

Any EU people around here that could eli5 this new thing and the possible consequences for EU residents using the internet?

Screenshots are not memes