“Everything is political” shares the same vibes:

You just gained U.S. citizenship, you can expect your papers, gun, tax bill, and goverment-mandated eagle in the mail shortly

Vampire: The Masquerade’s Clan Tzimisce vibes

Eggs make you fat.

USA USA USA

Ooof ow my arteries

Where meme

Woooo, more agitprop garbage where it doesn’t belong, yay tysm

'You know what, fuck you"

Unvirgins your olive oil

Master Yoda??

I think I can figure out where “DAE X political party bad?!?!?!?” should be

Nah the sorting hat takes in to account who you are and who you might be. Religion us mostly based on geography.

Good link, great plug!

XD ah yes, legally it’s the same, so that’s how it shakes out on the ground for sure!

Interesting! Everyone loves professors who can make usually dry subjects fun, what are some fun math stuff?

Nonsense! You can work as a miner or factory worker! If you aren’t as physically capable, you can always be bureaucrat who records who exactly believes reading tarot cards is labor!

Onion News Network -Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?

https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw?feature=shared

Horse Soldier, Horse Soldier is one of my go-to shower karaoke songs 🎵

That’s a solid fucking set list, I Aint Marchin Anymore and Utah Phillips are especially bangers.