Joke’s on you, the CEO funded the robots and they all gave him a raise.

I feel like everyone should have to do a couple years of military service.

But only if leaders could be prevented from starting wars of conquest.

Which they can’t. So fuck the military.

Some people want to herd you.

Some people want to be herded by you.

Man, this is my baseline. It’s what I need just to get up in the morning.

Anything more sincere or happy and I can’t deal with this world.

Gallows humor is the only way I survive.

Yes, Apple targets a particular type of person that happens to be the majority of the population. For us, usability just means frictionless ease of use.

Apple’s build quality and usability still curb stomps anything within miles of the same features.