Two drinks and two packs a day will keep the youth at bay

You’ve named your hand “Love”?

“Allright, Love, time to exercise”

Must be next to a raw sewage pipe

Norwegian

Hedgehog: Needle Swine (pinnsvin/

WTF kind of public transport are you used to? 😂

https://y.yarn.co/4133c48d-e6f9-4791-93e1-ec56f6fb7c8f.mp4

Same here, I think. I drink alot and I fuck alot, and do not know who my cousins are. But hey! Free healtchare 👌

You never deep throated a chicken leg, or licked between the layers of cake just to get to the frosting?

Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there!

I had a professor that said a good student will study Monday to Saturday the amount of hours a day as the amount of credits you take. Take Sundays off. We all had 15 credits a semester.

Noticed the same when I studied computer science. My fellow students complained about having to study the history of computers, ethics, social studies and especially ex.phil. "I just want to program all day, not study things I will never use!’

I switched bachelor programmes after a couple of years

Where I live, your employer cannot make you work than 9 hours a day or 40 hours a week without having to pay you overtime pay (at least 40 % more than ordinary hourly pay). If it happens regularly, the employer will get the Labour Inspection Authority on their ass.

Voluntary work is not allowed to exceed 13 hours a day, or an average of 48 hours a week within an eight week period.

I really can’t fathom why people cry about “freedom of speech” when something privately owned decides not to include what they consider fucking shit. Freedom of speech is the fact the government cannot stop you from saying what you want. NOTHING ELSE. People paying to run their own instances do not owe you anything

From the same people who gave you

• I’m never unfaithful

• I never get into fights

• I’m not a bully