A quick google search shows it’s Elise Stefanik, a New York republican

Edit: I’m an idiot. Tom Tiffany, Wisconsin republican (Of fucking course it’s Wisconsin)

I don’t know either, just jumping on the bandwagon trying to avoid work

Ass hair is just an invention of Big Paper to force you to buy more toilet paper

Is that a fucking Godot meme? Hell ya

Not sure if Pink Guy counts, but… um ya. I swear I’m definitely not trying to entrap anyone