The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house…

It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

That’s because they charge the restaurant as well, so the restaurant puts a higher cost on the food to cover it.

“We refused to cooperate and look: it didn’t work!”

Yup. It was bullshit years ago when they started doing it, and it’s still bullshit today.

Epic is trying to make every game exclusive so they don’t have to compete on the market, instead of providing a service that is actually competitive.

https://medium.com/@unfoldgames/why-i-turned-down-exclusivity-deal-from-the-epic-store-developer-of-darq-7ee834ed0ac7

Tldr: Epic waits until a game with hype annouces a launch date on Steam, then contacts the developer saying “We would love to have you on our platform” and offers an exclusivity deal.
Dev turns down exclusivity deal because backers were promised a Steam release.
Sudddenly Epic has no interest in making the game available on their store if they have to actually compete with another store. Despite saying previously they would “love to have it”.

Having it on their store as well would provide a better service for their users but that’s not what Epic is interested in.

“Hello frustrated by the recent changes, I’m Dadbot.”

Exists for no reason but to spam.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

The everything bagel needs to include smaller everything bagels on it or it doesn’t include everything.

In this case the starch does not fully cover any of the sides of the cube, thus this is a salad.

Considering the captcha doesn’t actually know, and just judges if you are correct based off of other users entries I would click on it. My guess is most users would click it, but it’s ambiguous enough that you’d probably pass the captcha either way.

If someone tries to kill you just say “no thank you.”

Legally they cannot kill you.

This is a textbook example of “I can’t defend a thing, so I’m just going to say you’re wrong for disliking without offering any actual arguments for it.” Making no statements other than “No, your wrong!” Displays your lack of justification.

Purchasing something that there is a limited amount of in order to profit off someone else wanting it. Sure sounds the same to me…

No, wait, they are different. Concert tickets are necessary for survival.

“It’s not scalping, iT’s A bUiSnEsS!”

Make it illegal to rent out property you don’t live on.

If you want to rent out your basement, or build a seperate dwelling on your property then you are adding to the available housing and can rent that. Most people would rather build their own equity given the chance, and this would provide rentals for temporary living situations.

If the rent is covering the taxes and upkeep then the renter is paying it anyway through a middle man.

If the rent isn’t covering costs then the landlord is bad at this and won’t be a landlord for long.