Nonono, you don’t understand, dude. See, there’s these hats, right? But sometimes, the hat as this super rare effect, see? And, if I spend $2.50 per crate key, I can sell that unusual hat for more than I spent on the key, making profit. OR — hear me out — or: I could spend the unusual i unbox on MORE crates and keys, and get more unusuals.

That’s not digital gambling, right? Right.

Yeah I wouldn’t mind beheading a congressperson that passes networking laws which hinder piracy

I mean, I would do the same in regards to a lot of laws. We really gotta pull a France, people.