You forgot that Japanese scientists found out that microplastics are in clouds ☁️ aswell.

I only buy salt that has flouride in it, and I make sure that guests can read the label from where they sit. I call it “Conspiracy Theorist Coverblower“. And I salt very little.

Americans! All Americans carry around their bottle of water.

Europe has laws that recycling companies have to state how much % per weight ends up wherever. They charge you in Germany a deposit of ~15 cent per single use plastic bottle and you have to return it in mint condition in special recycling machines to get that money back. I’ve heard that Austria wants to make that 25 cent over there in 2025 - that’s 30% of what a bottle of water costs in a German Aldi.

The burden of proof lies in the eyes of the Christian god! And as a fellow Muslim, I can say nothing about it, but He might speak through me and say that Reddit became a place without much new content.

He definitely got Uni-Reverse-Carded.

As I removed everything from all my Reddit accounts and deleted them, except my porn account for some nieche fetishes, I don’t care. Let it die and save the porn.

I‘d say the most dangerous things in this food are the additives.

And the mouthtop burning cheese on the pizza.

AI nowadays is just

A lot of Ifs

Yet they find each and every alien spacecraft.

After 10 years of 1-2 packs a day I quit by being very very angry. The hardest part for me was not the routine (work doesn’t allow me to have a routine) it was the actual hallucinations and headache and physical addiction. Best is to tell everyone “if I am angry it is because I am quitting smoking“ - rub in in their face, and rub it in your own face. Tread yourself the way a protesting vegan treats others.

I like this approach. I quit because I was angry at work at something and my wife called. I took the call, she asked if I needed smokes and I said “I don’t need this shit anymore“ It’s just been my 2 year smoke free anniversary!

Let them just use ammunition as they please.

They sure as heck run out of it if I want it, be it an unlucky check roll makes their weapon break/misfunction/jam or Larray, the arrow stealing gnome (high stealth value) that got lost trying to slay the dragon but hid in its lair to steal all the arrows of the adventurers.

This is funny because it’s stultuphobic.

“Here BUTT, this POKÉBALL can catch any POKÉMON. It’s called the MASTERBALL.“

[Trows it onto an ABRA]

[25 Years later]

“Why is there not a single Masterball used in your whole living Pokédex?“

FF7 Remake: “oh, there’s a superboss and a Hard mode, which is the only way to fight the super boss? Better preserve all the good items“

[Items are not allowed in Hard mode]

Remember Herobrine and all the love songs for him right at the beginning of beta?

Automatic Villager-Farm remembers.

Losing against G‘arr‘nyrd‘un, destroyer of planets isn’t as insulting as losing against a Little Mac that jumps right after you off the stage to finish you off.

Ah. So like the famous lines „everything that touches the light“ „what about the dark spot over there?“ „don’t ever go there“

Yo could postuedo el meme en español tambien