Bloop

I wrote a while thing and it disappeared.
So. Short version: a lot of people know me, some don’t. My mission statement is to help anyone I can buy especially minors.
I’m a wholesome fluffy kinda guy, a pragmatist and mostly focus on solving things.
I’m probably old enough to be your dad but I’ll never say how old I actually am because the debate entertains me greatly.
The community has narrowed my age to somewhere between 22 and 76.
Officially “disappointingly vanilla” - Arden (@apologist).
Funniest thing I’ve been called in a while (100% true probably).
Declared “you really are the pedi dad” - Lily (@fennec)
(Play it cool but flattered).