PAW PATRÓN, you’re on your own!

When your spouse tries something new for dinner but you’re still trying to get laid

Maine: 1.7 moose per square mile Alaska: 0.26 moose per square mile

Maine: 1.7 moose per square mile Alaska: 0.26 moose per square mile

Many Democrats think Trump is so bad that he’s worthy of ridicule. But also realize that Biden is kinda shit too, but at least he’s not Trump.

Hexagons are the bestagons.

Using a mnemonic device IS smart.

Is there a possibly that I’m Gregnant?

I think I know what you’re trying to get at, but it’s not very effective or funny.

It didn’t back in the day, either. People thought he was the white face for a black singer.

I prefer “socially inept.”

own a home

Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.