The only course they run is bird law

Ok snorkel nose

Oh god no, someone needs to warn the birds about capitalism.

An aLIEn cake

If you’re not a yank then you probably won’t know but basically one of their republican morons who shouts about trans people being a sexual danger to children and calling them rapists etc was caught having her very nice cleavage fondled in a theatre full of children.

Since you can’t manage our finances*

Jokes on you, I’m having sadness for breakfast dinner and tea.