Ah yes, the vinn diesel diagram.

Right inside of you (r lungs)

So bright it can burn your eyes

Yes

Bro, do you believe in life after love?

Can confirm. I touched hands and it made me happy.

The app you used for taking a shit took a shit? How ironic.

Oh they’re making glue alright

It’s what the Volkswagen Auto Group calls it when you buy one of their cars.

Minorities in many parts of the south don’t have to wonder

Argument-supporting ability level: 0

Where’s your better data then

Immigrant Song

Moderation there is worse than a joke. I gave them a motherlode of screenshots, discord links, timestamps to Nazi content being posted on a single server, and their employees would simply pretend I didn’t give it to them and keep asking for discord links, as though they were unable to follow up on it otherwise.

Get bred

(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

I mean, before a certain age there’s no kids that do drugs with a baby in the womb. Whose womb? I assume they meant the kid’s womb. But if they’re able to do drugs with a baby in someone else’s womb, who am I to judge such a feat?

But situations regarding the handling of power dynamics and standards of consent/coercion absolutely should be reversible.

And yet

I actually need the sauce to show it to people. For laughter.