As they say, if your having a good time, your about ti get royally fucked.
So if I’m currently getting royally fucked I’m about to have a good time right ? Right?
Oh no, buckaroo, this just means that this is your new level of existence and you will experience this until the next good spell.
Sorry, the report says that this is your good time.
As someone with chronic pain and mental health issues, this couldn’t be more accurate lol
Unhealthy amounts of this.
Couldn’t be me lol
Imma let you in on a little secret.
Nobody’s counting shoes.
I can honestly say I’ve never encountered this aphorism before. I feel like it’s something my junior high shop teacher would have said while I stared at him open-mouthed trying to parse the precise contours of the proverb.
But the other one might drop any day now.
Then I’d have two shoes!
