It’s not decorating. This is a 215SF studio in Brooklyn - that’s the “parking included” feature of the listing. And he’s paying an extra $1200 a month for the privilege.
I definitely wouldn’t feel like it’s going to fall on me. Not at all.
You sound just like his ex!
Command hooks never fail!
The legendary superbike of Damocles.
You got to have some admiration for whoever screwed in the bolts that hold the bike up.
And some trust
This is how thoughts and prayers is supposed to work.
Now, let’s see how this plays out.
Now, let’s see how this prays out
FIFY
Holy shit that’s genius. The coffee has been giggle dribbled down my chin.
I first thought this must be a real to scale plastic model, but it looks real.
Yeah, hanging up something weighing 2000 lbs over my couch is how I achieve relaxation and bliss.
It’s a Ducati 912, it weighs 429lbs and that’s on the heavy side of sport bikes.
Even the Boss Hoss which has a V8 from a Corvette is only 1100lbs.
Lmao 429lbs dry but close enough 🤷♂️
I was scared about my projector dropping on my head, having a whole ass motorcycle there would put me off sitting on my couch entirely lmao
Wtf is it with lemmy users and taking things completely literal?
If it had Pamela Anderson painted on the side I would believe this is Jason Mendoza’s bud hole.
Does he take it off the wall every morning to go to work
I like how the wheels spin when it’s mounted in the wall. Gotta go fast
But can you ride it though?
Even if it wasn’t on the wall, seeing how it’s an old Ducati, no.
Edit for those who don’t know: Maintenance on old Ducati, especially sports bikes with desmo engines, is a total pain in the ass and is so expensive that it just doesn’t make sense to ride the bikes. Thousands of dollars every 10k km kind of expensive…
Now the entire apartment smells like oil, gas and other carcinogenic chemicals.
