Not even the same. I’m sorry, did anybody ask your permission to scoop up all the valuable land before you were born? No? Did they pay you personally back for it? Also no? Fuck them. You’re not lucky to have a job; they’re lucky to have employees. You’re under no moral obligation to tell the truth to the people extorting you out of your life.

You should steal office supplies, too. And when you see someone else stealing from work, no you didn’t.