• TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it’s still killing me when I don’t put pressure on it.☹️

    Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

      Judging by the price of insulin versus the cost of making it, immortality would be very unevenly distributed. capitalist-laugh

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      In every immortality canon, you have to give something up. My theory is that we’ll extend life as far as our bodies will let us, but our minds will go.

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    Me, after eating a lot of food on birthday parties in my childhood: “That was so good! I would eat more if it was possible!”

    Me, eating more than 5 cookies nowadays: “Jesus Christ, my stomach hurts!”

  • AnonStoleMyPants@sopuli.xyz
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    A month or so ago I woke up and something went crack in my neck as I tried to get up from the bed. Pain. Can’t move my head. Slooowly subsides over like 15min. It still feels off and stiff and starts to hurt if it is a weird position for a while. Not sure what happened but fuck that.

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      When I sneeze too hard I feel it for a few minutes in my neck and shoulders. Hate that feeling. I think I had that since my teens tho. I’m worried about it getting worse.

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      I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed, but I’ve pulled my neck coming two or three times. It definitely makes me feel a way though