My room is still messed up, and I know why! Yea-yeah!

Now play Crazy Rap by afroman to balance it all out.

You got it all wrong. I ain’t have sex with katie. Lysol had sex with katie. I just filmed it.

I was gonna eat your pussy too but I was high

A decent sound system would be nice, something with bluetooth for convenience.

To see McCarthy calling for an impeachment, despite a law the republicans themselves made to stop trump from getting impeached during his term, is comical. Literally elementary school logic.

Did you clear the history? You probably didn’t do that.