I’m so glad my family doesn’t. They actually seem slightly more openminded than your average person. I remember there was some rumour about a distant family member being a pedophile, and they didn’t really say anything negative about it. They also weren’t sure if she was one. She visited once and she was pretty cool. I remember not caring whether or not she was a pedo. Actually it would be slightly more cool if she was a pedo.

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A friend of mine: don’t worry, I’m not calling you a nonce

Me who is very much a nonce: laughs nervously

(Nonce is a derogatory british slang term for pedophile)

Somehow I can just avoid agreeing without getting shit for it. I do think they might be suspicious that I would consider something like being attracted to pubescent girls

you actually dont have to agree with them, i certainly dont. i just keep my thoughts and opinions to myself.